Humorous "COP" Story

Wed May 05, 2004 10:55 am

8) 8) George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up
> >  > to bed when his wife told him that he'd left
the
> >  > light on in the garden shed, which she could
see
> >  > from the bedroom window. George opened the back
door
> >  > to go turn off the light, but saw that there
were
> >  > people in the shed stealing things. He phoned
the
> >  > police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
and he
> >  > said no. Then they said that all patrols were
busy,
> >  > and that he should simply lock his door and an
> >  > officer would be along when available.  George
> >  > said," Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the
> >  > police again. "Hello I just called you a few
seconds
> >  > ago because there were people in my shed.
Well, you
> >  > don't have to worry about them now cause I've
just
> >  > shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five
minutes
> >  > three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and
an ambulance showed up at
> >  > the Phillips residence.
> >  > Of course, the police caught the burglars
red-handed.
> >  > One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
you
> >  > said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I
thought
> >  > you said there was nobody available!"
> >  > (True Story)???
> >  >
> >  >     I  LOVE IT.

:) :o :)