True Story

[Jim Reid]

Well it seems like we are having fun with our jokes so i will share a funny and true story with ya;ll i have mentioned before that i am a retired driver for Roadway Express one night fifteen or so years back i came home one night around two in the morning i unlocked the door and immediately had one of those pains that require immediate attention without turning on any lights i went into our bathroom and was getting ready to do the paperwork when i hear Mama Viv get out of bed she had no idea i was home and sitting on the crapper she came into the bathroom up with her nightgown down with her panties and started to squat i grabbed her buttocks a cheek in each hand and started barking like a dog she almost destroyed our bathroom at the time we had been married around thirty years i had no idea her vocabulary was so broad i think the best thing she called me that night was a &%# rascal i still get a chuckle when i think about this and Mama Viv is still increasing her vocabulary when i mention it.
Jim

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

Jim, not sure if you are extremely courageous, or extremely stupid.

[Eugene]

Funny. I'd have gotten a skillet up along side of the head for that.

[JimT]

No that's just to funny.

[deputy jailer]

[pete1941]

Jim, how did the bidet work from the front side . Wow, that's funny . Pete

[Bigdog]

Just what I needed to start the day! It's been a long time since I busted out laughing while reading something! That is a classic Jim!

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

While working as appliance repairman (around 35 or so years ago) I got a call to come to a local Highway patrolman's house to come fix the icemaker in his refrigerator. During the night the fill valve had stuck open, filled the bottom of the freezer compartment, then the bottom of the refrigerator, then the cold water started running a cross the kitchen floor. During the night his wife got up to use the bathroom, which in their old house necessitated passing through the kitchen. Don heard a blood curdling scream and comes running through the house in his underwear carrying his service revolver. He finds his barefoot wife sitting spraddle legged in this large puddle of ice cold water, screaming. He made the mistake of laughing. Even though the old Lincolns the state patrol drove at the time were comfortable, he said it got tiresome sleeping in it for the next couple of nights.

[Bill Hudson]

Jim,

I haven't laughed this hard in a loooooong time. Tears in my eyes and, boy, do my sides hurt!

John, just as I was gaining my composure, you come along with another good one!

You guys made my day with the pictures you painted in my mind. Thanks.

Bill

[spiveyman]

Yall are nuts! hahaha John you always have funny stories.

[KETCHAM]

Not bad stories I like'm Kevin

[beaconlight]

Jim you lucky to live to tell the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!