A blonde women walked into a New York bank and asked the manager for a loan of $5,000.00 to take a vacation. The bank manager told her that they do not normally give loans for vacations. The blonde told the bank manager that she had a 2 year old paid for Rolls Royce outside she could put up for collateral. The bank manager asked his assistant to go out and check the car and the assistant retured and stated that the Rolls was in very good shape. The bank manager told the blonde he could loan her the money, and she stated to him that she would leave the car with the bank to hold until the loan is paid for. After about 3 weeks the blonde returned to pay the loan off and pick up her car. The bank manager told her she owed the $5,000.00 plus $18.46 in interest. She paid the loan and while the bank assistant was going to get the Rolls the manager asked the blonde, I don't mean to be personal, but you look like a lady of means and well off, so I was curious why you wanted a loan to go on vacant. The blonde replied, Where else in New York City can you park a car for 3 weeks for $18.46 and it be there when you get back.
