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heres you a funny joke for the weekend

Postby deputy jailer » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:06 pm

I thought this was soooo funny, hope you enjoy!!!!!


Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

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Postby Charles (49) Mo » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:39 pm

:D :D :D
I bet Tonto never had that happen to him...

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Postby Denny Clayton » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:57 am

No, Tonto just got sent to town to do a little scouting and got the snot beat out him!
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Postby magnumpi » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:50 am

Ugh !! Good one Kemo Sabe!! Craig

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Postby Jim Becker » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:38 am

Denny ('60 Lo-Boy) wrote:No, Tonto just got sent to town to do a little scouting and got the snot beat out him!

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, you go to town."
Tonto: "Lone Ranger, you go to h...!"

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Postby FCUBMAN » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:05 pm

Imagine the scene when the Lone Ranger finally found out that Kemo Sabe really means "Stupid White Man!"
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Postby spiveyman » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:48 pm

hahahhahha !! nice 8)
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