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Too True To Be Funny
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- 10+ Years
Too True To Be Funny
I wonder, when will it stop, I know in my case
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUT A)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUT A)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
- Ron Luebke
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Eugene wrote:Trivia question.
Name five things that are not regulated or taxed to some extent by the government.
Eugene
There is 5
Donny, I am still chuckling and my tummy hurts especially the post plumbing/abdominal hernia... bump thingy.. symbiot.. what ever it is.. oh.. and they figured out how to tax that too..
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Carm wrote:Oh and capital gains tax too
And even a tax on the ILLUSION of profit that is due to inflation on capital investments. Oh! Never mind... capital gains only go to the "rich".
George Willer
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. Ambrose Bierce
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Problem is not exactly taxes. It is how those taxes are spent. Governments seem unable to be wise buyers. This is why govenment should be keep small. I don't mind paying taxes. I mind greatly how my employees in DC, Lincoln and Lancaster Ct. spend that money. It is always easy to spend someone ele's money
Richard
Richard
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Here in Maryland, the waste going into private septic tanks is taxed. Locals call it the "flush tax". Maryland is imfamous for taxing the crap out of us.
Last year, the wise ones in Annapolis decided to charge those property owners with septic tanks $5.00 per month to "clean up the Chesapeake Bay". It is paid as part of the annual state property tax bill. I have yet to see plans for constructing ground water filtration systems using $5 bills as the substrate media.
Last year, the wise ones in Annapolis decided to charge those property owners with septic tanks $5.00 per month to "clean up the Chesapeake Bay". It is paid as part of the annual state property tax bill. I have yet to see plans for constructing ground water filtration systems using $5 bills as the substrate media.
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"In character, in manners, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is simplicity."
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- Carm
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This is one of my worst subjects…. Taxes.
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A few years ago I taught in a local high school. The school was so poor that the library was next to non existant, no books. The school couldn't afford books for the classrooms.
So where did some tax money go. $35,000- for new football uniforms. $1/4 million dollars to put the internet into each classroom.
My guess is that there are still no books in the classrooms. But they have a new football stadium/athletic field.
Eugene
So where did some tax money go. $35,000- for new football uniforms. $1/4 million dollars to put the internet into each classroom.
My guess is that there are still no books in the classrooms. But they have a new football stadium/athletic field.
Eugene
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Eugene wrote:
Just think; when you see your past students wearing their old “letterman's jackets†and acting cool in the welfare office trying to figure out how to fill out the food stamp paper work you can say that’s ;"double taxation with justification".
I was headed down that road and I just didn’t listen to my parents. Finally the military strengthen me out. I still wish I could go back and do it over again and get the knowledge my teachers tried to put in my thick skull since I missed out on so much.
If you could go outside this country and look at other education systems and the people that are coming out of their system, (even third world countries) it would scare you to death.
I have an associate that is an instructor for Ford Motor Company outside the U.S. and General Motors inside the U.S. One story he told me was about classes he gives in China. The students are polite, want to learn and they stay after class for extra knowledge.When class is held in the U.S. in most cases the contrary is happening. So can you blame our education problems on the educators, the politicians or on the parents who let it happen?
I was reading an editorial in a newspaper outside the U.S.about our education system. The illustration showed students in a U.S. classroom with their football uniforms on with a teacher saying you passed this subject.
It’s embarrassing how other counties look at our education system. What educator desires to be in a system in which the government tells you what time your lesson should be taught,completed and along with all the paper work? I think the U.S. higher education system is probably one of the best in the world mostly, I think, because our government has not got its “hands†in it.
All of the above is written from a former football player(with bad knees) that could not spell, read or write at a high school level when given a high school diploma and went to College to dodge the military draft. After being too unintelligent to make the academic grade point average required by the government, Uncle Sam made a soldier out of me, at which time I grew up very fast. After that adventure I completed my education via the U.S. tax player given to the U.S. Military. All this said, I wish I would have listen to my mother and father (grandparents too) about the need for education. Believe me; I would be in a lot better position now.
I have three young people in high school now that love sports and I let participate in some. First priority is education and fine arts mixed in. I think fine arts are important for character and self discipline. An example for fine arts is the marching band and martial arts.
My 3¢ worth.
I’ll let Tom finish the rest…
My guess is that there are still no books in the classrooms. But they have a new football stadium/athletic field.
Just think; when you see your past students wearing their old “letterman's jackets†and acting cool in the welfare office trying to figure out how to fill out the food stamp paper work you can say that’s ;"double taxation with justification".
I was headed down that road and I just didn’t listen to my parents. Finally the military strengthen me out. I still wish I could go back and do it over again and get the knowledge my teachers tried to put in my thick skull since I missed out on so much.
If you could go outside this country and look at other education systems and the people that are coming out of their system, (even third world countries) it would scare you to death.
I have an associate that is an instructor for Ford Motor Company outside the U.S. and General Motors inside the U.S. One story he told me was about classes he gives in China. The students are polite, want to learn and they stay after class for extra knowledge.When class is held in the U.S. in most cases the contrary is happening. So can you blame our education problems on the educators, the politicians or on the parents who let it happen?
I was reading an editorial in a newspaper outside the U.S.about our education system. The illustration showed students in a U.S. classroom with their football uniforms on with a teacher saying you passed this subject.
It’s embarrassing how other counties look at our education system. What educator desires to be in a system in which the government tells you what time your lesson should be taught,completed and along with all the paper work? I think the U.S. higher education system is probably one of the best in the world mostly, I think, because our government has not got its “hands†in it.
All of the above is written from a former football player(with bad knees) that could not spell, read or write at a high school level when given a high school diploma and went to College to dodge the military draft. After being too unintelligent to make the academic grade point average required by the government, Uncle Sam made a soldier out of me, at which time I grew up very fast. After that adventure I completed my education via the U.S. tax player given to the U.S. Military. All this said, I wish I would have listen to my mother and father (grandparents too) about the need for education. Believe me; I would be in a lot better position now.
I have three young people in high school now that love sports and I let participate in some. First priority is education and fine arts mixed in. I think fine arts are important for character and self discipline. An example for fine arts is the marching band and martial arts.
My 3¢ worth.
I’ll let Tom finish the rest…
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