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Deceased Donkey

Postby Jack fowler » Sat May 13, 2006 5:23 am

A young Hillbilly named Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have
some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me back my money.

The farmer said, I'm sorry, I can't do that. I spent it.

Kenny said, "OK. Just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"

Kenny answered, "I"m going to raffle him off."

The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny responded "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny answered, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars
apiece and made a profit of $998.00."

The farmer asked, "Did anyone complain?"

Kenny said, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him back his two dollars."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

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Postby jostev » Sat May 13, 2006 7:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Carm » Sun May 14, 2006 2:03 pm

Very Funny! I like it!

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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sun May 14, 2006 3:13 pm

An old farmer had a horse that a neighbor had pestered him wanting to buy it for several months.

neighbor came over to see the old farmer and made him an offer one day.

Farmer said "I don't know, he don't look good".

neighbors says "he looks ok to me, I'll take him"

so the neighbor takes the horse home.

Next day he is back at the farmers place so angry he can hardly speak.

"that horse is blind he says".

Teh farmer replies, "I told you he didn't look good."
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Postby Dan England » Sun May 14, 2006 6:32 pm

That is a good one, John. Dan

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Postby beaconlight » Sun May 14, 2006 7:11 pm

Beverly wants to know what you guys were drinking when you came up with these stories!!!!!!!!

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Postby Eugene » Sun May 14, 2006 8:41 pm

Some of us brew our own beer and ferment wine. I have a still hidden out in the woods. Actually it's on the neighbor's property.

I keep telling the revenuers that the still is to make my own ethanol.

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