Beware of Ol' Farts

[johnbron]

Beware of Ol' Farts


A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK ol' fart! Time to retire." The old rooster says "come on surely you can't service all of these chickens.....how about letting me have those two old hens in the corner."

"Nope!" he says "beat it you are all washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I'll tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farm house, whoever wins gets the exclusive rights to all the hens." The young rooster laughs. "You ol fart you are on, I'll even give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off and about 15 seconds later the young rooster is gaining on him. They round the corner by the porch and the farmer sees them running by. He grabs his shotgun and BOOM he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer shakes his head and says,........

"Third gay rooster I bought this month"..............and the moral to the story:

Don't mess with the ol' farts.....age, skill and treachery will get you every time..................

[jostev]

ah ha ah ha ah ha that is true, and very very funny

Johnny