White Goat
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2003 7:45 pm
These two traveling salesman were driving along a
country road and were tired so decided to turn off
into a field and stretch their legs a bit. As they
were doing this they came upon a hole in the ground
that looked quite deep. One threw a rock down and
listened to hear it hit. No sound came back so he
heaved a heavier stone into the hole. Same thing, no
sound returned. The other salesman spotted an old
railway tie laying along the fence line so he
dragged it over and threw it into the hole. They
were both standing there listening when a white goat
came along and jumped into the hole. All disappeared
with no sound coming back. They sat down beside the
hole trying to figure all this out when an old
farmer came along. He said, how are you doing there
boys. They said fine and proceeded to tell him the
story about the white goat that came along and
jumped into the hole. The farmer says you must be
mistaken boys, must have been a big old white
rabbit. No the salesman said , I may be from the
city but I know a white goat when I sees one. Well
the farmer says, in this case I guess you made a
mistake cause the only white goat for 50 miles
around these parts is mine and I keep him tied up to
that old railway tie over there !!
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country road and were tired so decided to turn off
into a field and stretch their legs a bit. As they
were doing this they came upon a hole in the ground
that looked quite deep. One threw a rock down and
listened to hear it hit. No sound came back so he
heaved a heavier stone into the hole. Same thing, no
sound returned. The other salesman spotted an old
railway tie laying along the fence line so he
dragged it over and threw it into the hole. They
were both standing there listening when a white goat
came along and jumped into the hole. All disappeared
with no sound coming back. They sat down beside the
hole trying to figure all this out when an old
farmer came along. He said, how are you doing there
boys. They said fine and proceeded to tell him the
story about the white goat that came along and
jumped into the hole. The farmer says you must be
mistaken boys, must have been a big old white
rabbit. No the salesman said , I may be from the
city but I know a white goat when I sees one. Well
the farmer says, in this case I guess you made a
mistake cause the only white goat for 50 miles
around these parts is mine and I keep him tied up to
that old railway tie over there !!
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