Here is a funny little story that I stole off another site.
Heres a story about when Carnation Milk first came out with canned milk. This was some time in the early 1900's. They had a contest for someone who could complete a little rhyme, the first line of which was, "Carnation milk is best of all". Whoever won was to get $5,000.
A little old lady from Wisconsin, who had spent all her life on a dairy farm, sent in her entry. Carnation could not use it but personally visited her farm and gave her a check for $1,000. because they liked it so much. Here was her entry:
Carnation milk is best of all
No tits to pull, no sh*t to haul
No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch
Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-b*tch.
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